Tuesday, July 9, 2013

I Hated the Man of Steel Movie

So I finally got to see the Man of Steel movie..yes just now. I dont give a fuck if I saw it last. Im glad I did. The movie was pure crass and it smelled shit from the start.

Summary: Dude with ultra super powers acting like a fucked up spoiled brat towards his foster parents.



I mean if I realize one day that I have the superstrength and shit to save people and be a "hero" you wont see me whining "duh, you're not my real father". Holy fucked up childhood batman!! What the hell was that all about? This movie made me want to pick up a bat and hit the faggot writers for inserting that line in the story.

So did I hate the movie? Yes I fucking did. However, thanks to CGI, the entire destruction of the city was worth watching. I wonder, it this happened in real life, who gets the bill for all this?

Now..the only reason why I liked SOME parts of the movie was because of Amy Adams. She is a doll. She is pretty and talented. Its too bad there was no wet t-shirt scene or shower titty scene or pussy licking scene. Oh what the hell am I talking about? Here is Amy Adams for all ya pervs out there...yum what a MILF











....and yes, these nudes are fake..dammit









Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Alyssa Agustin has her boobs painted

Fuck the lucky bastard who painted Alyssa Agustin's boobies. I mean what the hell kind of lucky bastard gets a job that paints tits of really hot chicks and has her thanking them afterwards? Please please give me a fucking call and I will do the same with a smile on my face.



Alyssa Agustin is hot

Guys I have long scoured the internet for local babes and I seem to have missed this one. Yes, where the hell have I been when this babe was having her photos taken half naked with tits ready to pop out. Her breasts are amazing and one day I will have the courage to ask her permission to fondle her soft and natural jugs. I hope she says yes. If no, she can always email me her naked pics. I will be just as happy. To Alyssa, you are the babe my loins long for. They salute you!









She is fucking amazing. You perverts better recognize the quality of this funbag. There is no other. The pic below is Alyssa with a little bit more clothes on.


They probably got it on after their shoot. Those two bikini clad hotties got drunk and had the uncontrollable desire to ravage each other. Well at least this is how I imagined it to be.



Taylor Swift forgot she has cup A's


You know, I'm not exactly a fan of Taylor Swift's tits. I mean they are awfully small and don't have the volume  I want for a motorboat. But nothing beats the hypnotic motion of a jiggling breast no matter what size. Jiggling breasts make me respect the woman who owns them. So yay for Taylor Swift and yay for her titties.